Nude jihad

If it's not one thing it's another when it comes to what insults Muslims. Just when you thought you had seen and heard all the reasons, there comes another one which is just a head-shaker.

The surreal aspect of Islam regarding what makes Muslims mad (virtually everything) and how they react (badly) only serves to make the confusion more so.

From Menafn October 10

Lamu Muslims Up in Arms Over Hotel Shower Graffiti

Oct 10, 2011 (Nairobi Star/All Africa Global Media via COMTEX) -- There was drama on Lamu island after hundreds of Muslim faithfuls stormed a hotel protesting against Islamic inscriptions in a swimming pool shower stall. The angry youths led by sheikhs, imams and civic leaders claimed the inscription was offensive because their religion does not allow 'Allahu' (God) to be written where people are naked.

Just who is the offended here? Didn't God make people naked when they are born?

They then moved to Petlizz bar where they overturned chairs and smashed glasses and beer bottles while calling for the closure of the recreational facility and threatening to set the building ablaze. Area Officer Commanding Station Francis Tumbo was forced to intervene and closed two bars on the premises to ease the tension. Security personnel had a hard time controlling the youths and it took the intervention of councillors, imams and the police to cool them down.

However, they camped outside the building demanding the arrest of the girl, Rahima, they claim wrote on the wall. "This is very wrong. How can a person write the name of Allah at a place where people go naked to take a bath and do other evil things?

Like lather, rinse and repeat?

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