Thursday, July 12, 2012

Fatwa allows sodomy "for the sake of jihad"

I don't quite know what to think, except that this is far beyond what I would have thought Islam would sanction.  I have talked about the possibility of surgically implanted explosives, and I do remember the attempt on the Princes life by the below mentioned Al-Asiri but did not realize that the act of sodomy to improve the chances of a successful blast would entail religious sanctioning.

This brings a new meaning to the phrase "explosive diarrhea"

From July 12 by Raymond Ibrahim

Sodomy "For the Sake of Islam"
Al-Airi getting ready to take one for Team Muhammad

Not only did the original "underwear bomber" Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide explosives in his rectum (rectum, hell it killed him!  sorry, couldn't resist) to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef—they met in 2009 after the 22-year-old Asiri "feigned repentance for his jihadi views"—but this "holy-warrior" apparently had fellow jihadists repeatedly sodomize him to "widen" his anus to fit the explosives—and all in accordance with the fatwas of Islamic clerics. 

A 2010 Arabic news video that aired on Fadak TV gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed al-Asiri and other jihadis of an "innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives."

Others inquired further by asking for formal fatwas. Citing his desire for "martyrdom and the virgins of paradise," one jihadi (possibly al-Asiri himself) asked another sheikh, "Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?"

You know, getting buggered in the ass and good intentions have never made it into the same sentence until now.

After praising Allah, the sheikh's fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam,

However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that 'necessity makes permissible the prohibited.' And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions....

He really said it.  There are so many jokes running through my head now....

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1 comment:

Zener said...

So it would seem then that maybe any behavior could potentially be justified for Jihad.