The fly in the coffee

From long-time supporter "JL" comes this wonderfully ironic humor.

Enjoy it with your morning cup 'o joe.

The Fly in the Coffee Cup

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?   

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.    

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.    

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.    

The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was 

extra with no charge.    

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to 

the Chinese, buys  himself a new cup of coffee and uses the 

extra money to invent a device that  prevents flies from falling 

into coffee.    The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly 

falling in his coffee, protests act of aggression to the UN, 

takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new  cup of coffee,

uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the  

coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and 

the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he 

should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinians.