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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

No TV for you! and no radio, no laughing, no wearing pants...

Al-Shaabab in Somalis has banned almost all basic human activity, now they have clamped down on TV in the form of punishing anyone who watched, listened to, or spoke about the death of bin-Laden.  If you didn't get, and follow the memo, there may be a gift, in the form of a hand grenade, tossed into your home.

Nothing says "religion of peace" than a small explosive device thrown through a window.


From Mareeg May 4

03.05.2011--Jowhar (Mareeg.com)As soon as Bin Laden killing news surfaced in Somalia, Al-shabaab militia in Jowhar town of Somalia ordered local residents not to follow any news related to that particular incident and threatened that they will severely punish any person who is seen listening to radios airing anything related to that incident.



According to local residents in Jawhar, Televisions or Radios were not turned on during the whole day yesterday after Alshabaab’s announcement. Residents avoided discussing anything related to that incident.

 According to local woman who requested not to be identified for security reasons, Al-Shabaab operatives  especially members of the much revered Amniyaad brigades  hurled hand grenades inside some houses where some anxious residents gathered secretly to watch TV stations that were intensively covering this extraordinary incident, many were injured as result of these bombs.

 “It’s very obvious that Al-Shabaab are on state of denial when it comes to Bin laden’s killing by the Americans, they are trying to terrorize us to prevent us from following anything about Bin-Laden’s sudden killing, they know that we all are happy to hear this interesting news, they are like orphans now” said the local Somali woman from Jowhar.


Meanwhile, Al-Shabaab hasn’t commented yet about Bin Laden killing by the Americans, however, conspiracy theories are anxiously circulated among Somalis, according to one conspiracy theory; Bin Laden was killed apparently few years ago by natural cause most likely kidney failure and was buried in secret location which was lately discovered by CIA, who in turn concocted this fascinating Hollywood style scenario for purely electoral purposes.

A nice story line, how about we get Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt to star?

 Whether this is genuine operation or concocted scenario one thing is certain, Bin Laden has left an orphan in Somalia who appears in “Denial state” and probably soon will realize that their god father is clearly DEAD.

1 comment:

Jay Knott said...

It's funny how people often believe what is convenient, rather than what is true. Many people in America and the Middle East believe '9/11 was an inside job'. People who write on this site believe Shariah law is a threat to Oregon. They believe this because it confirms their prejudices, not because a careful weighing of the evidence for and against leads to that conclusion.